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Zingers - jazzboCR - 29-08-2014
...Then one day you realize you're older and fatter than old fat Elvis...
"Ice Bucket Challenge" LOL--the Captain of the Titanic
The guy in charge of naming the bagpipes definitely just took one look and gave up.
Zingers - jazzboCR - 02-09-2014
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for fresh prints...
Zingers - jazzboCR - 09-09-2014
When the police tell you to stop running and put your hands up, you can still legally flee with a rapid series of cartwheels.
I nominate Chris Brown to pour a bucket of boiling hot water on himself to raise awareness of domestic violence.
I saw 2 Jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band cds flying everywhere.
Zingers - SteveO - 09-09-2014
I am enjoying these Jazz! Keep em coming! ...LOL:nod:
Zingers - jazzboCR - 11-09-2014
If a certain brand of lawn tractor runs you over, are you, perforce, gravely injured? https://www.google.com/search?q=picture+of+Gravely+lawn+tractor&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&imgil=U1xlF9A1OcfeuM%253A%253BEjWyZ3jkm1xC6M%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.nadeausauction.com%25252Flistlots%25252F%25253Fob%2525253Dp%25252526dir%2525253Da%25252526auction%2525253D1059%25252526row%2525253D350&source=iu&pf=m&fir=U1xlF9A1OcfeuM%253A%252CEjWyZ3jkm1xC6M%252C_&usg=___63arWhka8Ky3ROJbvJsbFDwajk%3D&biw=1280&bih=675&ved=0CDMQyjc&ei=LQwSVLW8N8H68AGq2oHoBQ#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=U1xlF9A1OcfeuM%253A%3BEjWyZ3jkm1xC6M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.nadeausauction.com%252Fauctiondata%252F1059%252Fimages%252F40_1.JPG%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.nadeausauction.com%252Flistlots%252F%253Fob%253Dp%2526dir%253Da%2526auction%253D1059%2526row%253D350%3B1936%3B1296
Zingers - jazzboCR - 12-09-2014
You know those nights when you can't fall asleep? Could that be because you're awake in someone else's dream?
I mades a belt out of all my watches. Total waist of time.
Zingers - MAG2NYC - 13-09-2014
I love this thread, jazzbo! It never fails to put a smile on my face! Thank you!!
Zingers - jazzboCR - 16-09-2014
Dr. Seuss would've been fun to watch...in a rap battle.
Zingers - SteveO - 16-09-2014
Asked a three year old boy, he's very smart for his age, is he wants to be the Prime Minister someday? His reply..." No I want to be a Ninja Turtle" !!!!...his mother and myself couldn't stop laughing!
Zingers - jazzboCR - 17-09-2014
A meal without wine is...breakfast.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Sometimes I laugh so hard, tears run down my leg...
Lead me not into temptation. Follow me...I know a shortcut.
Someone told me I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people...
Ethiopian vs. US soccer match: US 8; Ethiopia didn't.