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Zingers - gottaluvmusic - 29-09-2014
One dark night, in the middle of the day
Two dead men, got up to play
Back to back they face each other
Drew their swords and shot each other!
Zingers - jazzboCR - 01-10-2014
odd fact: Bo Diddley and Britney Spears have the same home town (McComb, Mississippi--pop. 14000).
Zingers - jazzboCR - 11-10-2014
Police stopped Willie Nelson's tour bus and found pot. In other news, water is wet.
Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm OK to drive.
Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent.
Zingers - jazzboCR - 13-10-2014
If the car in front of me was moving any slower, it would be Paris Hilton's thought process.
I cry at the end of sandwiches...
Does the world really need another rhetorical question?
"Impeccable" sounds like general immunity from crow attacks.
I want this guy to teach me to fish but he just keeps handing me lemons.
A trip to Wal-Mart today showed me that ugly is not an effective method of birth control.
Zingers - jazzboCR - 14-10-2014
I won't rest til I find a cure for insomnia.
Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan, and I don't feel so bad.
"Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes."--That's why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns.
Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up.
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the Internet.
I just saw a gang fight. One gang claimed that grease is the word; the other said that bird is the word. I believe eight guys were killed.
Zingers - Vanilla - 15-10-2014
Great thread, I'll spend some time reading them all! This is good to read when you've had a bad day.
Zingers - jazzboCR - 15-10-2014
Vanilla Wrote:Great thread, I'll spend some time reading them all! This is good to read when you've had a bad day.
Exactly my aim. My cat B-Girl (long story on that name) sends sends her best to Summer. BTW please go long-form on your fave musics--you seem to to have a wide variety tastes which we strongly encourage here. "Each one, teach one" and all that. Not nearly enough strong, on-going female presence here.
Zingers - jazzboCR - 15-10-2014
I don't have bad handwriting. I have my own font.
It seems like the most rioting happens in the countries with the least bacon.
I'm so drunk I can speak fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
100% of divorces begin with marriage. Don't be a statistic.
I'm starting a sarcasm club. It would mean the world to me if you joined.
Live each day as if everyone loves you because self-delusion is such a wonderful coping mechanism.
I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicholas Cage was starring in it.
What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook.
Zingers - jazzboCR - 17-10-2014
With age comes wisdom. Apparently wisdom weighs 30 pounds...
Dear neighbor who mows his lawn early in the morning: I found my bagpipes...
Zingers - jazzboCR - 18-10-2014
"Take Your Child to Work Day" must be awkward at the dildo factory.
Eso si que es? Yes they are clean in the drawer. << Google this.