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Chuck Shepherd never fails to amuse - Printable Version +- Music Discussion (https://www.music-discussion.com) +-- Forum: Community (https://www.music-discussion.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=3) +--- Forum: Off Topic Chat (https://www.music-discussion.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8) +--- Thread: Chuck Shepherd never fails to amuse (/showthread.php?tid=11485) |
Chuck Shepherd never fails to amuse - jazzboCR - 12-09-2014 He's got a column titled "News of the Weird". All manner of slightly twisted humor: "ripped from the headlines", as they say. Here's a recent example, verbatim.: "Considering the height restrictions zoned into London's super-prime real estate, the only practical way for some owners to expand is to go underground (as much as 5 stories of 'basement'), which requires heavy digging machines. However, by the time the excavation is finished, the machines are mired at the bottom of a huge pit with no way to bring the behemoths up. Consequently on some jobs , according to the New Statesman, in June,property owners have elected to merely leave the machines buried under what would be their sub-basement." All this is baked into the sales price or losses washed away in a biz bankruptcy or both. What a treasure trove for future industrial/city archaeologists! |