09-02-2017, 16:23
Jerome Wrote:And while on this subject Sir Thomas Beecham was conducting an orchestra - a rehearsal for some forthcoming concert. A poor unfortunate female cellist was having a really bad day, not bowing correctly and making plenty of mistakes/noises in the process. Frustrated, Tommy-boy decided to scold her in the following manner;
'Madam, the instrument between your legs is capable of delivering pleasure to thousands and all you can do is sit there and scratch it. !!!!!!
priceless Jerome!
"BTO....Bachman,Turner,Overweight
They were big in the 70s....for five minutes,on a Saturday,after lunch..." - Me 2014.
They were big in the 70s....for five minutes,on a Saturday,after lunch..." - Me 2014.