10-12-2008, 20:06
:o_O:......The Narguls stole my shoes......:o_O:
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10-12-2008, 20:08
What the hell are Narguls?
i dont know, but they have my shoes. i have cold feet without my shoes.....
its at times like this when i think i should phone the looney house and make a booking to stay in one of thier luxuary padded rooms i hate the narguls for stealing my shoes, i should send my shonzwanggla after them, he will go and get them, those bloody narguls! :lol:
10-12-2008, 23:49
better watch out for those mistletoes then....
x)
ill carry you down
i wont make a sound -air traffic, owl city Iloveyewjayjayy r.i.p, love 
11-12-2008, 18:57
Thanks for the heads up !!
Can you describe them so that we can all stay vigilant ?? I have some black 6" stilletos that have great sentimental value. I'd hate to lose those...
11-12-2008, 19:05
o dear, stilletos are thier fav, you see they are only small, pehaps the height of small piece of string and they need the shoes to make them bigger. you see they steal as many pairs of shoes as they can and tie them together in a massive shoe-tower (just like a block of flats, but made of shoes instead) then the choose the nicest pair (useually a pair of red sparkly stilletoes) put them on the top of the tower and then proceed to walk around as if they are doing nothing wrong.
they are ugly, they did originally come from the top of the ugly tree. they tend smell funny, not bad smell, a funny one. same effect as laughing gas. they like the color red because it is not blue. they walk on thier hands until the shoe towers are compleated for each foot. thats the best i can, everything else about them changes depending on enviroment.
11-12-2008, 19:53
I'll be keeping an eye out for the little, warped bastards, then.
Cheers... 
11-01-2009, 13:47
Update:
A pair of my ballet pumps are missing... Be very vigilant !! |
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