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Big Grin  13-12-2019, 10:50


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13-12-2019, 12:41 (This post was last modified: 13-12-2019, 13:12 by Jerome.)
One of my faves - https://youtu.be/F662rWlkzrI
https://youtu.be/i1BKR53qxOY
https://youtu.be/XpSECVuJTAo

Watch all of Foster Brooks clips - hilarious.
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13-12-2019, 18:04
im a fan of Foster, great stuff

Dave Allen, legendary comedian
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03-04-2020, 16:05
Terrible quality, but anyway - love Niles ... 



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03-04-2020, 16:06
Watch the episode of Frasier called Ham Radio - very very funny.
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03-04-2020, 16:09
Not sure if this is all genuine - doesn't matter really ... 



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03-04-2020, 16:10
(03-04-2020, 16:06)Jerome Wrote: Watch the episode of Frasier called Ham Radio - very very funny.

Ok - thanks. Will do.  Smile
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11-12-2020, 07:21
I found this joke somewhere on this site but could not find it again so here is a rough version of that joke.

A 54 year old accountant leaves a note on his wife's dresser which reads 'My dear wife, I am 54 years old and tonight I am checking into the Savoy Hotel with my stunning, sexy secretary who is only 18, and we are going to have one hell of a night together.'

He gets to the hotel with his secretary and there is a message waiting for him at reception. It reads 'My dear husband. I am also 54 years old and I have a hunk of a toy-boy here at the house with me. He too is 18. Being an accountant, I thought you would have worked out by now that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 into 18!'
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11-12-2020, 09:59 (This post was last modified: 11-12-2020, 10:00 by CRAZY-HORSE.)
LOL, good one....

got another one which i heard yesterday...

a man catches his wife of 35 years opening up his wall safe and says, "ive told you to never open my safe"
his wife says "i was curious" so she opens the safe and has a bewildered look on her face.
the safe contains $40,000 in cash and three eggs.
her husband explains that he puts an egg in there everytime he has cheated on her during their marriage.
his wife says, "well, three times in thirty five years isnt too bad i guess".
the husband says, "yes, but when i get a dozen eggs i sell them, thus the 40K"
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11-12-2020, 10:04
(11-12-2020, 09:59)CRAZY-HORSE Wrote: LOL, good one....

got another one which i heard yesterday...

a man catches his wife of 35 years opening up his wall safe and says, "ive told you to never open my safe"
his wife says "i was curious" so she opens the safe and has a bewildered look on her face.
the safe contains $40,000 in cash and three eggs.
her husband explains that he puts an egg in there everytime he has cheated on her during their marriage.
his wife says, "well, three times in thirty five years isnt too bad i guess".
the husband says, "yes, but when i get a dozen eggs i sell them, thus the 40K"

Absolutely brilliant!!! Must remember that one.
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