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RE: Light relief - CRAZY-HORSE - 12-12-2020
Dani told me this today:
a boy is born with just a head and when he turns 18 his dad takes him to the pub for a beer.
the boy drinks the beer and out plops his torso...
both he and his dad are speechless so he takes another drink and out pops his limbs.
both he and his dad have tears of joy running down their cheeks.
the boy gets up does a jig and runs out into the street only to be hit by a car where he dies instantly.
the bartender turns to the dad and says...
your boy should have quite while he was ahead...
has anybody ever seen these British comedy classic???
Vicar Of Dibley
Father Ted
Yes Minister
Absolutely Fabulous
RE: Light relief - SteveO - 13-12-2020
A man goes into a pub and sits alone. He has a beer and munches on peanuts. He then hears a strange female voice ...You are very handsome sir and I just love your suit ! The man is bewilderd and looks around the pub. Then the voice says I also like your shoes ! You must have a very good high paying job !
The man had enough mystery and went to the bartender and asked him about the invisible voice. The bartender replied " The peanuts are complimentary".
RE: Light relief - CRAZY-HORSE - 24-12-2020
i was watching a doco this morning about people living off the grid (UK's 'where the wild men are')
an 80 year old woman on the show was saying:
"i miss the human touch, i miss sex, post menapausal women probably more randy than pre menapausal women"
the host raised his eyebrows and said "really?"
the 80 year old woman said " oh yes, its like a play pen without the baby carriage,no chance of pregnancy, i can let my hair down and totally enjoy it"
i thought that was priceless!
RE: Light relief - CRAZY-HORSE - 19-01-2021
i once had sex for an hour and two minutes....
it was the night we moved the clocks forward!
RE: Light relief - Ruby - 17-02-2021
I just saw a vehicle with 'L' plates and a logo proudly emblazoned on the door ...
Impact Driving Academy
Lol!!
RE: Light relief - CRAZY-HORSE - 17-02-2021
^^
hahaha
RE: Light relief - CRAZY-HORSE - 26-02-2021
found this image on the "www" and thought it was funny:
![[Image: 147904524_1323049324742814_8388151701411...e=605D0D26]](https://scontent.fper10-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/147904524_1323049324742814_8388151701411609525_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=uBfvLrHljKIAX-BwUkX&_nc_ht=scontent.fper10-2.fna&tp=6&oh=8435a57e7c4cbf83eb0e78dfe16ee2a7&oe=605D0D26)
RE: Light relief - Jerome - 27-02-2021
Oh that is just classic Crazy Man - very good indeed!
RE: Light relief - CRAZY-HORSE - 27-02-2021
^^
i sent it to a friend who swoons over Jennifer Aniston
he says he's going to punch me in the nose when he next sees me because as he said:
"my dreams about Jen will never be the same after this" hahaha
RE: Light relief - CRAZY-HORSE - 27-02-2021
a friend just sent this to me:
![[Image: 154626785_2931608487128398_7915894105601...e=605F59BF]](https://scontent.fper10-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/154626785_2931608487128398_7915894105601965980_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=peWEUCU9FtIAX-ox3Sh&_nc_ht=scontent.fper10-2.fna&oh=12b2fd1aaa07125b011a9f7b5bc72da7&oe=605F59BF)