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1). So Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar; it burns to the ground. It's now safe to turn the radio back on.
2) Note to Black folks: Us Caucs will stop Adam Sandler from making movies if you'll stop Eddie Murphy. Deal?
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
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puns:
3 brothers inherit a cattle ranch when their folks die. They rename it "Focus". Reason? It's where the Sun's rays meet.
A Buddhist having a tooth pulled refuses Novocain. Reason: he wanted to transcend dental medication.
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer, it's "art" and "music"; when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave the hardware store".
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
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Ozzy Osbourne cannot convert part of his English country estate unless he can protect the bats living there, says the County Council.
Talk about Karma.
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
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Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying on his musical talents and near-lethal amounts of LSD.
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
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It was the busta rhymes...it was the wursta rhymes...
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
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I went overseas and got a damaged area on my skin--a fresh foreign lesion.
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
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I accidentally kicked the cat off the bed when adjusting the covers. He's now over in a corner sadly humming a Sarah McLachlan song.
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
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...Because one Duran just wasn't enough.
Oh and BTW, "racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar".
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
What he said. Amen, Bro--JazzboCR
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The word "sovereign" is derived from the vulgar Latin word "superanus". That tell you something?
A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind--Dr. Johnson
What he said. Amen, Bro--JazzboCR
